Let's hear your Haiku skillz
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Planting things today
While the garage bunny watches.
Keep away wabbit!0 -
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Prostate check up time
Doctor was a lumberjack
My burning rectum0 -
Cinco de Mayo,
Why do we celebrate you?
Bah! More tequila.0 -
Cinco de Mayo,
Why do we celebrate you?
Bah! More tequila.
Need excuse to drink,
We steal your holiday, bro
You mad Mexico?0 -
Any excuse to drink,
We steal your holiday, bro
You mad Mexico?
Who needs an excuse?
I just need good company.
Will you be my friend?0 -
Any excuse to drink,
We steal your holiday, bro
You mad Mexico?
Who needs an excuse?
I just need good company.
Will you be my friend?
Changed any to need
Failed haikus, win at tetris;
Blame tequila, dude0 -
He left her for good,
Her heart broken yet again,
Loneliness sets in.0 -
comatae comatae cora cora
comatae0 -
These Haiku are wins.
Haiku? Haikus? How do you
pluralize this word?0 -
I think it's like sheep
You have one sheep, or two sheep
The word doesn't change0 -
Dog parks are muddy.
Lady said Saint's drool ruined
her "nice pants." Really.0 -
I'm up too early.
But Baby Girl is keeping
Herself occupied.0 -
The sun is shining.
There isn't enough sunscreen
in my arsenal.0 -
Mornings with coffee
and the antics of children
are keeping me sane.0 -
You are a rock star
PapaverSomniferum
Screw that blind lady.0 -
Aw, but I love her!
She fills my workdays with joy.
Messing up my hair.0 -
Does she have a cane?
'Cause canes are kinda awesome.
What if...hidden sword?!?0 -
I ate the cookie
I knew it was bad for me
I ate it anyway0 -
I love haiku,
a geeky English major
avoiding Monday
**i'm just so geeked out there's a whole forum dedicated to haiku. REFRIGERATOR.**0
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